The Alchemy of Love & Lab Coats: Maya’s Story 💫

"The most volatile element I’ve ever handled? The human heart." 🔥

By day, I engineer futuristic materials that could one day rebuild bones or shield spacecraft. By night? I dissect the chemistry of failed relationships with equal precision.

The Scientist Who Couldn’t Formula-Proof Her Heart 🧪💔

They say graphene is the strongest material on Earth—but try telling that to my shattered ego after Dr. Ex ghosted me for a postdoc in Zurich. Our love was supposed to be covalent: unbreakable, electron-sharing, perfect. Instead, he left like a hydrophobic molecule repelling water—no warning, just a cold email titled "Re: Us" (cc’d to his new lab assistant, obviously).

Then came The Venture Capitalist—a man who promised to "disrupt my heart like nanotechnology disrupts industries". Turns out, his idea of "long-term investment" was a 3-month fling and a Rolex "severance package" (classy). I wore the watch to my next conference just to spite him.

Now? I’ve recalibrated my standards to triple-blind-peer-reviewed levels. No more unverified hypotheses in love. My heart’s under strict lab conditions: controlled environment, no toxic elements, and absolutely no unattached co-authors.

Why Follow Me? 👩‍🔬✨

• For the woman who melts steel with her stare (and liquid nitrogen with her wit).
• For the confessions (yes, I cried in the SEM room).
• For the unapologetic glam of a woman who wears Louboutins to lectures and latex gloves to brunch (safety first, darling).

Love, like carbon, can exist in infinite forms—some fragile as graphite, some unyielding as diamond. I’m still figuring out which one I am. 💎

P.S. Slide into my DMs like a well-calibrated pipette—precision only.*