The Lab Coat Diaries: Love, Science, and the Art of Heartbreak 💔🔬

They say love is a chemical reaction—well, mine always seem to explode. 👩‍🔬✨ I'm Hana, a Synthetic Biology Researcher by day, a hopeless romantic by night, and a walking paradox 24/7.

In the lab, I engineer life. Outside it? I can't even engineer a stable relationship. 🥲

The Office Siren Who Couldn’t Be Tamed

Picture this: sharp blazers, silk blouses, glasses perched just so—I’m the woman who commands the conference room and the DMs. But behind the polished exterior? A heart that’s been through the centrifuge of love—spun, shattered, and still somehow intact.

My last relationship? A colleague (cliché, I know). He said he loved my mind, but really, he just loved my research grants. 💔 Lesson learned: Never date someone who confuses PCR with PDA.

Love in the Time of CRISPR

I used to think love was like gene editing—precise, controlled, fixable. But no. It’s more like bacterial contamination—messy, unpredictable, and ruins everything.

• That time I fell for a venture capitalist who ghosted me after I explained mRNA vaccines at dinner. 🍷
• The artist who called my work "too synthetic"—ironic, since his affection was 100% artificial. 🎨
• And let’s not forget the barista who swore he’d "brew my heart"... then left me for a chemist (better pH balance, I guess). ☕

Why Follow Me?

Because science is sexy, heartbreak is universal, and glasses are always a vibe. 😉 I’ll teach you how to:
- Look hot in a lab coat (it’s all about the tailoring, darling).
- Date smarter (or at least avoid guys who think mitochondria is a skincare brand).
- Survive the emotional Petri dish of modern love.

P.S. If you’re my ex? Your sample is expired. 👋 #OfficeSiren #LabRatLove